Club Member Events

April 2018
Texas Hills Vineyard Crawfish Boil
7:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Sat, Apr 7, 2018


We are "teaming" with Homespun Kitchen and Bar from Dripping Springs to bring you a great Crawfish Boil at the vineyard! 

WHEN:  Saturday, April 7th, from 12:00 pm till 6:00 pm on the patio, with music and good friends. 

HOW MUCH:  $37.50 per person ($30 wine club members)

WHAT: A large portion (~ 2lbs) of crawfish with all the trimmings boiled together in beer + music on the patio, while you enjoy some of Texas Hills Vineyard's wine.  What more could one ask for?

Randy's crawfish boil will leave you satisfied; especially when paired with a glass of Texas Hills Vineyard wine.  Naturally, you can purchase & enjoy any of our award winning wines by the glass or bottle.  

RSVPs are required for this event to ensure we have enough crawfish + trimmings. Call 830 868-2321 or email: to make your reservation.  Even though this is a come and go (or stay to enjoy music and wine) between 12 and 6, we have limited seating.  So, be sure to tell us what time you will be attending.  


8th Annual Poor Man's Dinner - 2018
7:00 PM to 9:30 PM     Sat, Apr 14, 2018
Venue: Texas Hills Vineyard Patio

8th Annual Poor Man’s Evening - 2018

The cost of living has increased, again, over the last 12 months!  We decided to NOT add to this increase, so we will keep the cost the same as last year (unusual huh?)!  Our usual “beans & corn bread” menu will help you to meet your tax obligation. 

Saturday night, April 14, 2018 we will get together and shed a salty tear in our Beans! 

We will share Beans & Corn Bread; of course, you can buy wine (by the glass or bottle)!  Our MOST valuable asset is our friendship, so let’s share that!  The wine helps, but add poor friends and wine, with a laugh or two, and it will help get us over this “feeling poor” thing!  We’re all in the same boat, so we might just as well grin and enjoy. 

We’ll even play a few hands of BINGO, again this year, trying to let you break even for the evening, each game being more valuable than the one before.  Total Value, if you win all 10 games of BINGO, of $189.05!  Visit our website for a preview of the games.

The rule of the evening is to have fun, talk and enjoy!  That is what we are doing – getting rid of our “rich ways” and learning how us poor folks can enjoy life with a few friends, a little wine, and a laugh or two.  It doesn’t take a lot of money to be RICH!  Don’t come unless you want to be happy!

How Much - $9.19 (wine club $7.35) per person for Beans, corn bread and an evening of fun (obviously, you can buy wine if you choose)!  Don’t forget the governor is going to get 8.25% added to the price.

RSVP, a MUST, if you intend to be poor with us; don’t just show up, only room for 60 (tables of 4) of our poor friends! 

Phone 830.868.2321 or email: to RSVP  before April 7.

Where – on the patio at Texas Hills Vineyard!  Arrive at 7:00pm, get a glass of wine, we’ll have our Beans & Corn Bread about 7:30pm, then BINGO around 8:00pm till we finish all the “crying in our wine”….